Are you ready for 'The Hangover,' the raunchy comedy opening this week about a Vegas bachelor party gone seriously (yet hilariously) awry? In anticipation, we've culled some of our favorite quotes from the movie (which, lucky us, we got to see early). After you've seen it, let us know what quotes have you cracking up -- still. -- By Angie Argabrite
Sid (Jeffrey Tambor): "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***'ll come back with you."
Stu: "Am I missing a tooth?"
Phil: "Whose baby is that?"
Alan (Zach Galifianakis): "Check its collar or something."
Stu: "We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom."
Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."
Tracy (Sasha Barrese): "We're getting married in five hours."
Phil: "Yeah ... that's not gonna happen."
Stu: "Why can't we remember a godd*** thing from last night?"
Phil: "Because we obviously had a great f***ing time."
Stu: "Everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart."
Alan: "I think he's mean."
Dr. Valsh (Matt Walsh): "It's on the corner of 'get a map' and 'f*** off.'"
Alan: "Next week's no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town."
Alan: "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."
Reader Comments (180)
jacob at 4:52PM on Jun 6th 2009
ray man took over a casino and he was a ratard
Kemikal at 11:08AM on Jun 8th 2009
its "Rain Man"... Dustin Hoffman movie reference.
ZeroXero at 11:01AM on Jun 10th 2009
Doctor: Rufees. Commonly known as the date rape drug.
Alan: What...what are you saying I was ..raped last night?
Doctor: Actually, ...I don't think so.
lukeluhrsen at 11:52AM on Jun 11th 2009
counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon.. like masturbating on an airplane
Annie at 7:03PM on Jun 11th 2009
hey its.... "rain man" not ray man. you must have never seen that movie... tom cruise, it was a good one
Mindy at 12:10PM on Jun 12th 2009
Doug is probably dead, face down in a ditch and getting butt f***ed by a meth addict
" You know, I am getting my bartender licenses"- alan
" Suck my d***"- gf
" no thanks"- alan
THIS MOVIE ROCKS... AND TOPS WEDDING CRASHERS!!!!!
I can't wait til I go to Vegas!
andrea at 4:02PM on Jun 12th 2009
and it's reTARD. He was a reTARD.
brittani at 12:38AM on Jun 17th 2009
hey actually pronounces retard...like ratard...
Sarah at 10:21PM on Jun 18th 2009
Hey Annie thanks for getting emotional about a movie title!
Alexa at 9:12PM on Jun 22nd 2009
its Rain Man
stewy at 1:46PM on Jul 23rd 2009
First of all Rain Man was NOT retarded...he was actually very smart. It's called autism. It's not nice to say the word retard. I have a down syndrome uncle and take offense to that word retard...Thank you.
On another note...this movie ROCKED! Very very funny!
kelsey at 2:04AM on Jul 24th 2009
wowww. i love how everyone is saying its rain man & retard.
watch the f***ing hangover, jacob is the one thats saying it right
cameron at 2:26PM on Aug 3rd 2009
its rain man. not ray man. maybe u are the ruhtard
WisconsinGirl at 4:15PM on Aug 14th 2009
In Hangover Alan refers to Dustin Hoffman as Ray man... not Rain Man even though we are all well aware that the movie he is refering to is actually called Rain Man. Damn People! And to the sensitive guy that has a problem with the word retard... no one is making fun of your uncle, it's a movie. "Thanks a lot Bin Laden"
Miss at 8:25PM on Aug 25th 2009
stewy stfu, no one cares about your RETARDED uncle... theyre quoting the movie, derf :-)
JA at 5:19PM on Jun 6th 2009
Alan, Phil, and Stu are going to demonstrate the effects of the taser gun to a group of kids. The male officer asks the "handsome" one (Phil) to step forward, but Alan steps forward instead.
Male Officer to Alan: "Not you, fat Jesus."
Too funny, and only a piece of the hilarity this movie offers. I'm definitely going back to see it again!
jmendoza7 at 2:39PM on Jun 7th 2009
Yeah this was hilarious, except you forgot....
Male Officer: Handsome your next (Talking about Phil)
Alan: (walks forward)
Male Officer: Not you fat Jesus
Dave Chappelle at 5:54PM on Jun 8th 2009
how did he forget something you just restated what he said? we got the point of it tool
Chris at 1:17PM on Jun 24th 2009
Alan actually says Ray-Man, not Rainman, while they are driving so the quote is accurate the way it was written previously. Just another example of Alan's idiocy and a damn funny "throw away quote".
Butterfly00 at 9:04PM on Jun 6th 2009
I just went to the movies last night with a couple friends. I saw this movie...and I have to say that it is by far one of the funniest and best films I have seen! It is a must see!