Best Sandra Bullock & Ryan Reynolds Movie Quotes

With 'The Proposal' coming out this Friday, we thought we'd take a look back at our favorite movie quotes from stars Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds.

In the upcoming rom-com, Reynolds ditches beer cans, frat parties and characters with hit-it and quit-it tendencies (a la 'Van Wilder,' 'Waiting') for a tamer role (though he doesn't abandon partial nudity, for which many fans are grateful). Bullock ditches her uber-likability to play the demanding over-achieving boss who blackmails him to marry her. We bet we know where that's headed ...

In the meantime, we've compiled a list of our fave quotes from America's sweethearts (yeah, we went there), from Bullock's charming, often no-holds-barred, and always fast-paced one-liners to Reynolds' R-rated vulgarities. Read on and tell us your favorite Sandra or Ryan quotes. -- By Alicia Roda



Sandra Bullock Quotes:

'Speed'
Annie Porter: "Oh sure, it's just like driving a really big Pinto."

'Speed 2'
Annie Porter: "I've been in worse situations than this, and panic does not help, trust me!"

'While You Were Sleeping'
Lucy: "It's amazing how exotic Wisconsin ... isn't."

'Two Weeks' Notice'
Lucy Kelson: "The man you're dancing with is deeply troubled. You're much too young to be trading yourself like a stock on the Nasdaq to a man who will not be remembering your name -- or his -- in the morning, is still married, and recently developed a very suspicious rash. Now go home, finish high school and reach your potential!"

Lucy Kelson: "I'll give you a twenty for your cab!"
Man Getting into Cab: "Keep your twenty and have dinner with me."
Lucy Kelson: "You keep your dinner, I'll keep my twenty, and we'll call it a deal!"

George Wade: "Divorce always gives me an appetite. Kabob?"
Lucy Kelson: "No thanks. I've never really warmed to the idea of a flesh popsicle."

'28 Days'
Gwen Cummings: "Is that available stitched on a pillow somewhere?"

'Crash'
Jean: "I am angry all the time... and I don't know why."


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Ryan Reynolds Quotes:

'Waiting'
Monty: "Mama said these were my magic shoes. she said they'd take me anywhere. Then again, mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard."

Monty: "Ahh, you know Tyla, every time I look at you I wish I was a lesbian."
Tyla: "Oh what a coincidence. Every time I look at you I'm glad I'm a lesbian."

Monty: "I guess we should feel some sort of guilt, but she broke the cardinal rule: Never f*** with people who handle your food."

Monty: "Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?"

'National Lampoon's Van Wilder'
Van: "I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows."

Van: "Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?"

Van: "We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full-frontal nudity."

Van: "Crazy kids with their crazy VDs."

Van: "Her name's Naomi. That's 'I moan' backwards."

Van: "You shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."

Gwen: "What was that girl, a freshman?"
Van: "She reads at a sophomore level."

'Just Friends'
Chris: "It's like the Michael Bolton starter kit."

'Definitely, Maybe'
Will Hayes: "This song is an excellent cure for the will to live."

'X-Men Origins: Wolverine'
Wade Wilson: "Now, see, this is a real weapon. You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriend's wedding and let me tell you, people listen. People remember.