In the early '90s, TV star George Clooney transformed himself from sideline dud/e on 'Roseanne' to 'ER's' hunk of wood with one visual expression -- that tilt of the head accompanied by furrowed brow that exuded a jaded yet benign sense of superiority -- to becoming that rare thing, an empathetic movie star who can act. With three films -- 'Up in the Air,' 'The Men who Stare at Goats' and 'Fantastic Mr. Fox' -- rolling out in theaters this fall, we figured it was high time to look at the highest highs and lowest roles of this bona fide movie star.
THE BEST
10. 'One Fine Day' (1996)Who He Plays: Clooney plays a single dad and jaded journalist, who's really ready for love.
Why It Ranks: Hello, Mr. Movie Star: Clooney's performance may have come layered in ham, but he steps up as a romantic lead opposite Michelle Pfeiffer, strongly planting his feet in the role of affable, loveable guy -- who's even good with kids!
9. 'From Dusk Til Dawn' (1996)Who He Plays: Clooney literally shoots from the hip as a criminally-minded fugitive who battles with vampires.
Why It Ranks: Hey, who is this guy? In the same year he makes puppy eyes with Pfeiffer, Clooney commits murderous mayhem alongside Quentin Tarantino. The guy's got range!
8. 'Burn After Reading' (2008)Who He Plays: Nervous and horny, Harry Pfarrer is an outlandish paranoid womanizer that only writer-directors the Coen brothers could dream up; and few could play so well.
Why It Ranks: Clooney's character's nervous tics somehow didn't make us nervous; and his unsympathetic character somehow made us more sympathetic. That's called good acting.
7. 'Out of Sight' (1998)Who He Plays: Bank robber Jack Foley who's in the hunt for a big heist.
Why It Ranks: You sexy dog you: any man who can get in a trunk with Jennifer Lopez, as Clooney does in this super slick caper directed by Steven Soderbergh, was on his way to Hollywood cool.
6. 'Good Night, and Good Luck' (2005)Who He Plays: As real life television producer Fred Friendly, Clooney stands up for what is good -- in black and white.
Why It Ranks: Clooney directs himself in a supporting role, providing a perfect double assist to journeyman actor David Strathairn. Now, that's classy.
5. 'Syriana' (2005)Who He Plays: Clooney's Robert Barnes is a CIA operative with a conscience, which makes him an enemy of the state
Why It Ranks: The actor's political conscience shines through in this political thriller in which he put it all on the line, really injuring himself during the film's graphic torture scene. Clooney won a Best Supporting Oscar for the role.
4. 'Three Kings' (1999)Who He Plays: Playing Major Archie Gates, Clooney comes up with a crazy scheme to get rich during the first Bush war in Iraq.
Why It Ranks: The man can play over the top, all right, but better than that: he was a stud among studs, working alongside Ice Cube and Mark Wahlberg.
3. 'Michael Clayton' (2007)Who He Plays: George Clooney is Michael Clayton, the hotshot fixer for a white shoe law firm, who goes rogue.
Why It Ranks: Overcoat + search for justice + exploding car = Clooney, the defender of all that is good, and looks good while doing it.
2. 'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' (2000)Who He Plays: If the name of Clooney's character, Ulysses Everett McGill, sounds like a good ol' Southern boy caught in his own Odyssey, that's because that's exactly what he is.
Why It Ranks: At the beginning of his movie star reign, Clooney takes a wild step into left field for this Coen brothers musical romp, showing he's got slapstick chops and picks his parts without fear.
1. 'Ocean's 11' (2001)Who He Plays: Danny Ocean is recently out of jail and itching for his next big score
Why It Ranks: A classic movie star needs a pack; and amongst A-listers, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and Matt Damon, he's the leader. This is the movie that cemented Clooney's place in Hollywood's elite class as it defined what he does best: sophisticated fun.
THE WORST
5. 'Ocean's Twelve' (2004)Who He Plays: Danny Ocean is back, looking for another big score to cover for his last big score.
Why It Ranks: Too much of a good thing is just too much. In this smug, self-satisfied celebration of their own celebrity status, everyone -- director Soderbergh and his cast -- looked bad. And, as the shining leader of this crew, Clooney takes the hardest fall.
4. 'The Peacemaker' (1997)Who He Plays: A Special Forces officer who must save the world
Why It Ranks: Being paired with Nicole Kidman in this international thriller ought to be remotely appealing, right? And yet, it is so not, and neither is he.
3. 'Intolerable Cruelty' (2003)Who He Plays: Miles Massey, a top-notch divorce lawyer with everything and yet nothing.
Why It Ranks: A romantic comedy that is neither funny, fun, nor romantic is never going to work; and Clooney's pairing with Catherine Zeta-Jones suffers for it.
2. 'Return to Horror High' (1987)Who He Plays: Oliver, a cocky actor who gets what he deserves
Why It Ranks: Most actors have skeletons in the closet and Clooney's are here, in a movie that can't claim the same cult status of his other yuck-splat clunker, 'Return of the Killer Tomatoes.'
1. 'Batman & Robin' (1997)Who He Plays: Bruce Wayne/Batman -- yes, with nipples!
Why It Ranks: There's nothing that worked in this version of the caped crusader, but the worst part is Clooney's inert turn in this gaudy disaster. Nothing could save this performance -- and Clooney has pretty much said so himself.
Reader Comments (61)
Matt at 1:45PM on Nov 5th 2009
"Ocean's 11" better than "Syriana?" Rank "Out of Sight" higher if you like, but "11," while pleasant and fun, hardly belongs before one of the great dramas of our time. And I really think you missed the boat - and the humour - in "Intolerable Cruelty." It's one of my favorite comedies of the last ten years, and Clooney was particularly good - and funny. Give it another look - if not for my sake, maybe just based on the Coens' track record, eh? You really think they could possibly make a movie worse than "One Fine Day?"
Neil at 2:12PM on Nov 5th 2009
Not having the Perfect Storm on the "best" list is a crime. The ending is a little weak but up until the last 15 minutes if was great storytelling with a superb cast.
Steve Ridgely at 6:41PM on Nov 9th 2009
I agree with you man. The Perfect Storm was great. I can't believe it doesn't rank as one of Clooney's ten best.
mark at 1:38PM on Nov 7th 2009
I agree, I was a swordfisherman, and knew several guys from the Andreia Gale. That was the best depiction of longlining I have ever seen.
Sue at 4:31AM on Nov 8th 2009
I enjoyed "Ocean's 11" and agree with others who wrote that "Perfect Storm" should have been included. Tremendous movie! "One Fine Day" was so bad I left and "Burn After Reading was so STUPIP! I thought it was a total waste of film and 2 hours I'll never get back. Those actors are too talented to waist their craft on such a mindless script. I didn't see "From Dusk til Dawn" but I loved "Good Night and Good Luck". It was in honor of his father, Nick Cloonry, who was a news man. It was a spectacular film! I love most of his movies. His acting, snd good looks, are improving with age.
Mzrc at 8:21PM on Nov 5th 2009
It's hilarious how Burn After Reading made the best list considering how horrible it was..... Care to explain how that happened?
ahighassgecko at 11:14AM on Nov 7th 2009
burn after reading was horrible, a perfect storm should definatly made the top list, especially this top list were one fine day is number 10
PAR at 7:43AM on Nov 6th 2009
I happen to like The Peacemaker.
Frank Calcara at 8:29AM on Nov 6th 2009
You actually liked "From Dusk Till Dawn?" I mean the strippers and especially Salma Hayek made that show however the story sucked as the Vanpires!
gennie at 4:12PM on Nov 6th 2009
Oh Frank, what made Dusk to Dawn so unbelievably bad was Clooney's final line.
And he delivered it with a straight face!!
It was a very campy movie, but I was never sure that it was intended to be.
ST at 9:25AM on Nov 6th 2009
They Really Screwed up
'O Brother, Where Art Thou?' Should have been #2 in the WORST section. Not only did the movie stink, but Clooney's acting sure was pathetic.
Addie at 9:33AM on Nov 7th 2009
It's called "slapstick" comedy. Not many newcomers will even attempt it.
themeeker at 2:33PM on Nov 7th 2009
Burn After Reading along with O Brother Where Art Thou? are Clooney's two BEST performances. You probably don't appreciate the Coen Brothers (they are definitely an acquired taste) which is why you think this movie was so bad. I disagree with you.
Michelle at 8:06PM on Nov 8th 2009
I would agree with ST on Clooney’s performance in this film, it was too over-the-top to be believable (a problem with a few of the Coen brothers films). Plus his fake southern accent was pathetically bad.
Whether you like or hate the film, it WAS one of his worst performances and should no way be included in the Best side of the list.
Jan at 10:38AM on Nov 6th 2009
I clearly agree that "Perfect Storm" should have been included as one of the best (and yes, the ending was smaltzy) but I thought that the screenplay for "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou?" worked perfectly for the fast talking Clooney. "Burn After Reading" was simply put: Awful, I returned the CD and I love the films of the Coen brothers. This one was a flop. "Syriana" was definitely the most praised.
courtgolf at 10:59AM on Nov 6th 2009
Intolerable Cruelty shouldn't be in the Worst pile. Clooney was hilarious...and does anybody ever really get tired of looking at Catherine Zeta-Jones ?
Michael Clayton, on the other hand, should be in the dumper. Clooney's presence did as much as he could with a weak script.
Michael Iknowmorethanyou at 11:58AM on Nov 6th 2009
As usual your ranking is putrid and lacks any sense at all, which is why you probably in a position to publish such a list. The theory is that the least you know the more power you have to get people to think. I of course think your list has the odor of a inktyping blog & twitter based thinking BOOB!
dino at 12:28PM on Nov 6th 2009
actually the worst movie ever made, with George Clooney in it was Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Monique at 1:17PM on Nov 6th 2009
"The Perfect Storm" should have been in the Top 10 Best, along with "Intolerable Cruelty". Leave off "One Fine Day" and "Burn After Reading" and there's your Perfect 10.
JQ at 4:11PM on Nov 6th 2009
Solaris not in the list of the worst? It was one of the worst movies in the history of movies.