Entire 'Saw' Series in 300 Words (or Less)

Never understood what all the fuss was about? Stop watching after 'Saw II'? We're here for you.

As you probably could've guessed ... SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Saw I. Jigsaw chains Lawrence and Adam in bathroom with corpse. Lawrence must kill Adam to save family. Will learn to appreciate life as did Jigsaw survivor Amanda. Danny Glover. Creepy puppet. Pig mask. Lawrence saws off foot and escapes. Corpse is actually Jigsaw. "Game over." Leaves Adam to die. Adam screams.

Saw II. Jigsaw traps Amanda, Daniel, and six idiots. Gas fills house. Cameras roll. Creepy puppet. Police think footage is live. Detective Matthews beats Jigsaw for son Daniel. Footage isn't live. Idiots long dead. Pig mask. Amanda is actually Jigsaw protégé. "Game over." Amanda locks Matthews in bathroom. Matthews screams.

Saw III. Jeff starts Jigsaw test. Dr. Lynn must treat Jigsaw's cancer. Liquefied pig corpses. Jealous Amanda shoots Lynn. Jeff shoots Amanda. Lynn is his wife. Whole thing really test for Amanda. She failed. Jeff kills Jigsaw. Creepy puppet. "Game over." Shotgun collar destroys Lynn's head. Jeff is trapped. Jeff screams.

Saw IV. Lieutenant Rigg starts Jigsaw test. Pig mask. Creepy puppet sprays Agent Perez's face with shrapnel. Jigsaw's ex-wife, Jill, says her miscarriage made him nuts. Rigg dies. Lieutenant Hoffman is actually Jigsaw protégé. Agent Strahm shoots Jeff from 3. "Game over." Room locks. Strahm screams.

Saw V. Creepy puppet. Strahm lives. Pig mask. Perez died. Hoffman becomes chief. Agent Erickson fires Strahm from case. Strahm stays on case. Hoffman frames Strahm for murder then traps him. "Game over." Strahm is crushed to death by moving walls. Strahm screams.

Saw VI. Perez didn't die. Jill gets Jigsaw's will. Creepy puppet. William must watch colleagues die, then boy kills him with acid. Political message. William had denied health insurance to boy's father. Erickson and Perez suspect Hoffman. Jill traps Hoffman in Reverse Bear Trap. "Game over." Hoffman escapes, but rips mouth open. Hoffman screams.

There it is folks ... the entire 'Saw' series in 284 words.