
In celebration of the new comedy 'Dinner for Schmucks' -- where guests compete to see whose plus-one is the most pathetic -- we cordially invite you to join us as we chew over some of the most uncomfortable cinematic dinners ever.
We're serving up bad jokes, bitchy relatives, intimidating future fathers-in-law, slippery snails and the worst menus ever. (Brains!)
Awkward movie dinners don't get any more painful than the 1998 Danish film 'The Celebration,' where, at his father's lavish 60th birthday party, a son's toast includes a shocking accusation of rape and incest. (We couldn't find a subtitled clip online, so it didn't make our list.) And how can we politely segue from there to another clip that didn't make the cut, the handjob-under-the-table from 'Wedding Crashers?' We can't. And we also can't embed that particular NSFW clip, but we did link.
Unscripted: Watch Steve Carell and Paul Rudd interview each other
1. 'Annie Hall' (1977)
A classic scene from a classic comedy: Alvy Singer (Woody Allen) spends Easter with girlfriend Annie's (Diane Keaton) wealthy white-bread family. His joke about being in therapy falls completely flat and he's sure that her grandmother is a "classic Jew hater," and that she's picturing him decked out like an Orthodox rabbi. Alvy turns to address the audience, contrasting the polite, genteel Halls with a typical dinner with his own noisy clan. Upping the awkwardness, Alvy is treated to a bizarre after-dinner confession from her brother Duane (Christopher Walken, in an early, and unforgettable, cameo).
2. 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' (1984)
Normally, we love Indian food, but clearly cults that specialize in ripping people's hearts out go for something a little more ... unusual at meal time. This far-out fare easily wins the title of "Worst Movie Menu Ever." While an oblivious Indy (Harrison Ford) chats about the local folklore, Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw) is faced with these horrific appetizers: Baby snakes! Giant beetles! Eyeball soup! By the time the monkey brains are served, we're ready to pass out in horror along with poor Willie. This clip is dubbed in French but the "ick" translates perfectly.
3. 'Pretty Woman' (1990)
Working girl Vivian (Julia Roberts) is in over her head in this classy restaurant. Which fork do you use? How do you handle snails? (Careful, they're slippery little suckers.) And what's wrong with bringing your own ketchup?
4. 'Mr. Baseball' (1992)
Athlete Tom Selleck is horrified by his Japanese hosts' soup-slurping in this comedy, until he's informed it's the polite way to eat your noodles. Too bad his enthusiastic attempt to copy them is way, way over the top. Which reminds us of another fish-out-of-water story (literally), 'Splash,' where mermaid Daryl Hannah demonstrates how they eat lobster where she comes from. "She's really hungry," Tom Hanks explains to their horrified fellow diners in the movie's trailer.
5. 'The House of Yes' (1997)
When wealthy Marty (Josh Hamilton) brings his new girlfriend Lesly (Tori Spelling) home to meet the family, his too-close-for-comfort twin sis Jackie (a never-better Parker Posey) goes on the attack. Poor Lesly -- who doesn't know that Liebfraumilch is wine or that it's German, not French -- seems almost too sweet to realize she's being insulted, but Jackie keeps it up until her bitchy point is crystal clear.
6.'Rushmore' (1998)
Object lesson on why you shouldn't let teens drink and dine: Lovestruck Max (Jason Schwartzman) unwisely swigs a whiskey and soda and badgers his teacher's (Olivia Williams) date (Luke Wilson) until she tells him point-blank, "You're being rude." "No, I'm not," he insists, and then declares that he's in love with her. Bill Murray says nothing, but his pained expression is textbook for "awkward silence."
7. 'American Beauty' (1999)
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) delivers one of the most quotable lines of all time from this Best Picture Oscar winner: "Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f--k himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Pass the asparagus."

8. 'Meet the Parents' (2000)
It's the mother -- or rather, the father -- of all in-law nightmares: Having your first meeting with the parents of the girl you want to marry go disastrously wrong. How wrong? Oh, you know the exchange where Greg (Ben Stiller) boasts about milking a cat: "I had no idea you could milk a cat," says a stunned Blythe Danner. "Oh, you can milk anything with nipples," Greg says, to which Robert De Niro coolly replies, "I've got nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" Everything just gets much, much worse from there. (Dinner scene starts at :49 in the trailer.)
9. 'Hannibal' (2001)
Brains again? We just had them for lunch. Okay, seriously, is this the most disturbing dinner ever dreamed up? Cannibal connoisseur Hannibal Lecter displays his morbid culinary taste by feeding poor agent Paul (Ray Liotta) pieces of his own brain, sautéed. Pardon us if we don't ask for seconds!
10. 'Little Miss Sunshine' (2006)
The trailer for this indie flick showcased the dinner scene where Grandpa (Alan Arkin) complains about having chicken yet again and mom Sheryl (Toni Collette) decides that Frank's (Steve Carell) suicide attempt is an appropriate conversation to have in front of daughter Olive (Abigail Breslin). Why, what do you talk about over supper?
Reader Comments (36)
Dan at 12:32PM on Jul 30th 2010
Wedding Crashers C'MON the man got jerked off under the table!
Sharon at 9:57PM on Jul 31st 2010
It's mentioned (and linked to) in the intro. ;)
vosovci at 2:16AM on Aug 1st 2010
GOODBYE COLUMBUS, so did Richard Benjamin
joe at 1:15PM on Jul 30th 2010
how can you overlook the rehearsal dinner from rachel getting married? that was the epitome of "awkward"
Shoe Queen at 12:55AM on Aug 1st 2010
I was just about to post about Rchel Getting Married! You're absolutely right, that was probably the most awkward dinner in the history of cinema! Overall a really great film, Anne Hathaway's finest work in my opinion.
Raj at 2:21PM on Jul 30th 2010
u forgot Beetlejuice! nothing more awkward than dead spirits forcing you to dance at a dinner table!
Sam at 4:03PM on Jul 30th 2010
C'mon, Eraserhead easily takes the cake.
zippy at 8:26PM on Jul 30th 2010
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. "excuse me, may i go to the bathroom...ah thank you" classic
clayton at 10:15PM on Jul 30th 2010
Umm technically a breakfast scene, but blows all of these out of the water: Trainspotting....Poop in the blanket. Now THAAAAT was awkward
Frank White at 11:23PM on Jul 30th 2010
The racial bias of lists like these are so glaring its not funny. How on earth can you include Mr. Baseball and not make a mention of THE MOST AWKWARD dinner scene ever the Klump clan in Nutty Professor (poor Jada Pinkett) nor the Boomerang scene with the classic "You cant get pussy whipped you got to whip that pussy. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!" BOOOOOOO!!!
drew at 9:22PM on Jul 31st 2010
PREACH ON BRUH!!! I was gone write the same thing, but u beat me to it, they dont ever put anything wit black folks on these list. and you can't go wrong wit the boomerang one, if that's not awkward, i dont know what is
vosovic at 2:17AM on Aug 1st 2010
Listers only list what they've seen -- how does that make them racist?
JoJo at 1:43PM on Jul 31st 2010
No mention of Bill Murray's What About Bob, either:
mmm...Mmmmm...MMMMMMM! Is this corn hand shucked?
Hilarious.
Soph at 8:08PM on Jul 31st 2010
Seriously? No "When Harry Met Sally" ? How much more awkward can you get than that?
Patty at 8:52PM on Jul 31st 2010
I agree, I love that scene in When Harry Met Sally, one of the greatest scenes of all times!!!
zoot Rollo III at 8:28PM on Jul 31st 2010
Yes, neglecting the Klump family dinner scene in The Nutty Priofessor was unforgivable (not rascist you idiot). But the biggest ommission if we're talking uncomfortable is Al Pacino crashing Thanksgiving dinner at his brother's family's home. HUUUU_AAAHH!!!!!
zoot Rollo III at 8:31PM on Jul 31st 2010
That's Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman - best ugly dinner scene of all.
Jason at 12:19AM on Aug 1st 2010
LOL they probably couldn't have posted it, but how about the dinner scene in WEDDING CRASHERS where Vince Vaughn is getting jacked off under the table? LOL
Chuck at 9:21PM on Jul 31st 2010
Are you kidding me? You want uncomfortable...where's BORAT? "Her...not so much."
Waxy5 at 11:30PM on Jul 31st 2010
Wow no Nutty Professor? wtf